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Fat Surfers! Ice balls! Blood-Infused Surfboards!
After two years as the Collector of Internet Nonsense, I'm signing off from Week in Review. Next week will be taken over by someone
Our favorite carnivore made the LA Times this week in a report stating: "In 2013, Hawaii had a record number of shark attacks." In other news, this shark video is stupidly hilarious.
No, Really, Shaaaaaaaarrrrrrkkkk!!
A Gold Coast surfer almost gets eaten, and then they laugh, because they are probably drunk. Nom, nom, nom.
Our Number 1 Fan
Actor Aaron Eckhart said on Leno this week that he only follows I, Frankenstein (the movie he's starring in) and SURFER Magazine on Twitter. We are famous now.
Rap, Fried Chicken, and Drugs!
Plus surfing! Your favs!
Another surfing obstacle we haven't even fathomed! Sharks, you better watch out, ice balls are pretty awesome...they might become our new favorite surf hazard.
Urban Legend of the Week
According to the La Jolla Patch, a Reddit user claimed that a La Jolla Shores surf shop worker injected blood in rental surfboards in an effort to attract sharks to kill off tourists—so he could catch all the waves himself. Well, that's one way to do it.
Pro Surfer Twitters
Tweets About Things That Suck
think-less about the system because it fucks you !!!
Coors light might have the coldest can but it's also the weakest. Ice pops em. I'd rather have warm beer then a leaking beer.
Friends can be disappointing
Steph Gilmore and Laura Enever rode fancy surfboards for Australian Vogue this week. The wardrobe favored fashion over function, obviously.
10 Fattest Surfer Who Rip
Wise Words of the Week
@sterlingspencer explains the origins of hipsterism.
This Week's Face of Determination
Comforters Made of Boardshorts!
It was announced that Quiksilver is making a play in the hotel business. If you have a net worth over $1 million you can be an investor HERE. The below picture is Quik's 2012 April Fool's joke. Soon a reality?
...And A Word From Our Sponsor
Sanuk took the winner of their #totallybeachin Instagram contest to Hawaii to live it on the North Shore. Check it out:
Thanks to our friends at Sanuk for supporting this amazing piece of hard-hitting journalism.
The End. Tune in next week for more.
Random happenings in surf for the Week of January 13.