Laird Says, “Breathing is Overrated!” The Worst Surf Lesson Ever! And More!

Some funny, some controversial, some sexy. What more could you ask for?

Worst Surf Lesson Ever

Scarred for life.

Alana, Entrepreneur

This year, Alana Blanchard made Sports Illustrated’s Top 25 Under 25 list. Then the Huffington Post gave us 5 reasons why she made the list.

Mexico’s Answer to Anastasia

Oh man. Taking “surfer girl sexy” up about 35 notches.

Goatbusters

That is not a typo. People have way too much time on their hands. So ridiculous.

Skindog Vs. Laird

This week, Skindog rebutted Laird’s CNN comments. People love a public brawl. Someone even created this.

Laird Goes Swimming

“Breathing is overrated,” Laird tells Chicago Bulls player Joakim Noah, as he teaches him how to be water god.

Tweets of the Week

Everyone’s Got a Laird Opinion

“Hi Laird, this is CNN. We’d like to talk to you abo…”
“I’ll do it.”

-Full-On Steez IV
@DoubleEpskiSesh

It’s only a matter of time till Laird starts yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

-Jamon Bagel
@JamonBagel

Laird Hamilton. Wow. Seriously, if you consider yourself into the surf culture and don’t know who he is, slap yourself! Now!

-MonicaTheLovely
@_Intinite_M

Shaka, Lovers

Windsurf wedding!

And More Surfer Brides!

Shaka.

This Season’s Girl Webisode!

First it was Alana, Surfer Girl. Now it’s I’m Laura. Enjoy!

Don’t Mess with These Guys

Here, Reef’s Eric Mehlberg models the T-shirts purchased for the security guards at the Reef Hawaii Pro. Maybe you shouldn’t try to sneak into the competitor’s area at that event.

Just a Picture

…From the Interweb.

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| posted on November 08, 2013

Laird Says, “Breathing is Overrated!” Worst Surf Lesson Ever! More Random Happenings in Surf for the Week of November 4.

  • Le Blanc

    Jimena Ochoa? HOLY JEBUS!!!

  • Across the cubicle

    “I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day
    will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy
    will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.”


    George R.R. Martin,

    A Clash of Kings

  • Buffet

    Lots of synergy from the surf world now. Good to see mainstream sports go along the surf media outlets. CEO and SEC investigations probably are signals of the times. Keep it up.