Laird Says, “You Suck!” Butts! Pro Surfer Halloween Costumes! And More!

The weeklong celebration of Halloween is just about over. Relax and enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley, and Her Butt

Alright naysayers, here ends any arguments that it’s all unintentional.

Nine Weird Minutes

…You will never get back. Photographer Morgan Maassen’s yearly compilation of funny/strange/awkward moments on the road, featuring Dane, Steph, Slater, and all your favs.

Viktor’s Secret

Perhaps someone should let him in on a secret too (the zipper goes in the back).


Laird calls out Carlos Burle and Maya Gabeira on CNN. Because he’s Laird.

This Pumpkin Wins

Not sure if it’s real or not, but awesome.

Mick’s New Family

On the Encyclopedia of Surfing’s blog this week, they predicted Halloween costumes for pro surfers. Mick was Ray Romano…?

Tweets of the Week

Halloween Tweets

Happy Halloween creepies. Send us your best outfit, I’ll send you a hat and some stickers if it’s cool

Clay Marzo

Why Are People Surprised by Racist Halloween Costumes?


Halloween aka Slut Olympics

Blake Vincent Kueny

Halloween on Tavarua!

Dane Reynolds, Kelly Slater, and Shane Dorian.

Halloween Selfies!

The ladies: Sage Erickson, Erica Hosseini, and Coco Ho.

Halloween Couples!

Jordy Smith and Adriano de Souza.

More Halloween Couples!

Carissa Moore & BF, Bree Kleintop & Eric Geiselman, and Balaram Stack & “friend.”

Halloween Pipe!

Jamie O’Brien as the Big Bad Wolf.

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The End. Tune in next week for more.

| posted on November 01, 2013

Random happenings in surf for the Week of October 28.

  • mateo

    Now I understand why Jordy has been growing his hair out… I guess it was worth it – that’s a pretty good joker.

  • Dezza

    Jordy and his misses look great!

  • caleb

    hahaha i love the Balaram Stack and “friend” part

  • meow

    with comments about who surfed what and for how long in Nazaré then more comments on Maya, Alana & co butts (yes, butts….) and other random tantrums and general misogynists remarks.the surf community has demonstrated, once again, to be cattier than the ballet community. MEEOOOWWWW. Congratulations everybody.

  • K808 Cuz

    If your so sick of her quite spying on what she is up too.

    • K808

      I’m not spying on what she is up to. This is “week in review” not “Anastasia Ashley in review”