Whales Whacking People! Flying Sharks! More Must-See Nonsense!

And other strange stuff that happened this week.

Whale Slap

While surfing at Bondi, a whale knocked this man unconscious.

Pizza Making Thief

Pizzadelivery.org (for real) reported this week that a pizza maker stole Parko’s boards.

Craigslist, Always Full of Surprises

This was on Craigslist last week. It was posted in West Hollywood so the poster’s naked presence in the background was likely not an accident. (Censor block provided by SURFER.)

Charity Undies

Alana Blanchard and Monyca Byrne-Wickey got a new sponsor: Sweet Cheeks Panties. If they can’t sell panties, no one can.

There’s still more

Sharknado Tweets

SHARKNADO SEQUELS: Wolfcano, Bearnami, Hippoquake, Piranhurricane, Tarantulavalanche, Lizard Blizzard


I know it’s only been 12 hours, but I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to talk about anything non-Sharknado-related again.





It premiered last night on Syfy. It is a real movie.

Bethany in In Touch

Bethany tried on wedding dressing in New York and took photos for a tabloid mag. And then someone wrote this ridiculous headline about it.

Mattress Surfing

With J.O.B. and friends. (Starts at 5:00)

Oh, Man

This is one horrible car commercial.


So precious.

Now A Word From Our Sponsor

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The End. Tune in next week for more, and the week after that, and the week after that….

| posted on July 12, 2013

Whales Whacking People! Flying Sharks! More Must-See Nonsense! Random happenings in surf for the week of July 8.