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Whales Whacking People! Flying Sharks! More Must-See Nonsense!
And other strange stuff that happened this week.
While surfing at Bondi, a whale knocked this man unconscious.
Pizza Making Thief
Pizzadelivery.org (for real) reported this week that a pizza maker stole Parko's boards.
Craigslist, Always Full of Surprises
This was on Craigslist last week. It was posted in West Hollywood so the poster's naked presence in the background was likely not an accident. (Censor block provided by SURFER.)
Alana Blanchard and Monyca Byrne-Wickey got a new sponsor: Sweet Cheeks Panties. If they can't sell panties, no one can.
There's still more
SHARKNADO SEQUELS: Wolfcano, Bearnami, Hippoquake, Piranhurricane, Tarantulavalanche, Lizard Blizzard
I know it's only been 12 hours, but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to talk about anything non-Sharknado-related again.
URGENT: WILL TRADE ENTIRE NUCLEAR ARSENAL FOR #SHARKNADO CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE
It premiered last night on Syfy. It is a real movie.
Bethany in In Touch
Bethany tried on wedding dressing in New York and took photos for a tabloid mag. And then someone wrote this ridiculous headline about it.
With J.O.B. and friends. (Starts at 5:00)
This is one horrible car commercial.
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