Laird hates shirts! A man in his panties! The weirdest surfboard on Earth! More!

Because you haven't had enough to rant about this week.

It Was Inevitable

The Roxy Pro trailer caused quite the hubbub this week. It was only a matter of time before someone made a parody. Still waiting for the auto-tune remix.

They Got Her

Fox News got Lakey Peterson to land surf.

WTF?!?!

So Peugeot (the French car company) thinks they can make surfboards. They released their design this week. This is for real.

Laird Doesn't Wanna Wear a Shirt

Laird's wife posted this on Facebook.

There's still more

Some Special Tweets

I just want to listen to Sublime all day and be at the beach

-@anastasiaashley

Who wants to come over and play on wordpress?

-@anastasiaashley

No one can see your tears in the ocean

-@anastasiaashley

Buy Alana Blanchard's Shorts

Hand-painted by Alana herself, starting bid AU $250.00 (to charity). Slater, Fanning, MR, Parko, and more are artists too. See here.

You Know, The Guy From Lost

He likes ice cream cones and the Big Issue. Proof: Kalani Robb's Instagram

He's In the Biz

Sterling Spencer and Gerard Butler share a urinal.

Just An Idiot

Summer's here!

Sam and Kiani

It was announced this week that former SURFER Editor Sam George (not pictured below) and his wife Nia Peeples (of North Shore fame) will be on the reality show "Celebrity Wife Swap."

Now A Word From Our Sponsor

A video colab with Saint Archers Brewery. Because everyone loves beer.

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The End. Tune in next week for more, and the week after that, and the week after that....

| posted on July 05, 2013

Laird hates shirts! The weirdest surfboard on Earth! More! Random happenings in surf for the Week of July 1.

  • dgb

    The piss take on the roxy ad is the funniest thing Sterling Spencer never did.

  • gothsurf

    fox & friends = KOOKS