Nakedness! Animals who hate surfing! Angry Slater! Angry Parko! More Stuff!

And some other things to have opinions about.

Oh the Drama!

Journalist Will Swanton wrote in an article in The Australian this week claiming that Slater matched the profile of a doping suspect. Watch Kelly's confrontational response here (scroll to the bottom).


More Emotion!

A justified salute in the dying minutes of the Quik Pro final.


"Zorro" the Tortured Piglet

Why oh why do people believe these creatures want to surf?

Advice from Pretty Girls

Kelia Moniz and Monyca Byrne-Wickey tell you where to surf.

There's still more

Some Tweets!!

Whole foods'n with my yoga pants on. #youknowwhatsup

-@anastasiaashley

[Prediction] Next big thing in hipster couture: Only wear defunct surf brand clothing.

-@brendonthomas

Everybody popes.

-@TheTweetofGod

More Animals Making the News

This made national news. 3:44 minutes of seal.

Rad Shades

Because if you're going to ride a boogie, it should probably be jet-powered.

Slo-Mo, the New Hi-Fi

A slow-motion session at Waimea, featuring majestic booty shots and the lovely Anastasia Ashley.

Josh Kerr Is Not "The MAN"

Kerr was taken down in STAR 94.1's March MAN-ness competition. He lost the "The Man of San Diego" battle to YouTube sensation Jorge (whose recent vid has 24 million views). Josh didn't stand a chance.

Two Blogs That Are Always A Good Time

This one: ILoveKellyandLaird.Tumblr.com

And This One

Hairbarrels.com. Amazingness, week after week.

MMA Poster?

No, silly. The Association of Surfing Professionals Facebook page.


This is Not Real

I found it on the Internet.

And Yes, That Happened

Little spoon, big spoon. Steph Gilmore and photographer Morgan Maassen.

Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Hide and Bro Seek with Matt Meola.

Thanks to our friends at Sanuk for supporting this amazing piece of hard-hitting journalism.

The End. Tune in next week for more, and the week after that, and the week after that....
| posted on March 14, 2013

Nakedness! Animals who hate surfing! Angry Slater! Angry Parko! More Stuff! Random happenings in surf for the Week of March 11.

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Comments

LUCIANO
March 21, 2013 6:06 pm

good fun, thanks! Why can’t i open the gilmore lightning bolt photo to a bigger size?

Ben
March 21, 2013 11:35 am

Kelly?
http://youtu.be/lM_zYFmiIOc

G - apparently one of many
March 17, 2013 7:21 pm

Alright now! Great still shot of Slater whilst angered. Can you imagine the fallout if…

Gosh I hate to think I’m guilty of schadenfreude, yet I can’t wait to wear the clothes of (future) bygone surf companies.

The MMA surf crossover – image confluence is nothing if not disturbing and it’s everywhere. We Californians, do however, live in the land of the lawyer and the home of the lawsuit. Thank goodness… ha ha… insert fist, I mean smiley face!? And last but not least. Poor Laird!?

TC the BugMan
March 16, 2013 6:03 am

This was soo funny I’m still laughing at every thing, Slater, Parko”s Finger, Surfing Pig!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoked to da Max in New Hampster