Nakedness! Animals who hate surfing! Angry Slater! Angry Parko! More Stuff!
And some other things to have opinions about.
Oh the Drama!
Journalist Will Swanton wrote in an article in The Australian this week claiming that Slater matched the profile of a doping suspect. Watch Kelly’s confrontational response here (scroll to the bottom).
A justified salute in the dying minutes of the Quik Pro final.
“Zorro” the Tortured Piglet
Why oh why do people believe these creatures want to surf?
Advice from Pretty Girls
Kelia Moniz and Monyca Byrne-Wickey tell you where to surf.
There’s still more
Whole foods’n with my yoga pants on. #youknowwhatsup
[Prediction] Next big thing in hipster couture: Only wear defunct surf brand clothing.
More Animals Making the News
This made national news. 3:44 minutes of seal.
Because if you’re going to ride a boogie, it should probably be jet-powered.
Slo-Mo, the New Hi-Fi
A slow-motion session at Waimea, featuring majestic booty shots and the lovely Anastasia Ashley.
Josh Kerr Is Not “The MAN”
Kerr was taken down in STAR 94.1’s March MAN-ness competition. He lost the “The Man of San Diego” battle to YouTube sensation Jorge (whose recent vid has 24 million views). Josh didn’t stand a chance.
Two Blogs That Are Always A Good Time
This one: ILoveKellyandLaird.Tumblr.com
And This One
Hairbarrels.com. Amazingness, week after week.
No, silly. The Association of Surfing Professionals Facebook page.
This is Not Real
I found it on the Internet.
And Yes, That Happened
Little spoon, big spoon. Steph Gilmore and photographer Morgan Maassen.
Now A Word From Our Sponsor
Hide and Bro Seek with Matt Meola.
Thanks to our friends at Sanuk for supporting this amazing piece of hard-hitting journalism.
The End. Tune in next week for more, and the week after that, and the week after that….