The biggest wave pool in the world! Scarlett Johansson surfing! Surfers on the Today Show! More!

It’s amazing how much weird happens week after week.

Oh, The Interwebz

A photo of Scarlett Johansson falling down, became this week’s favorite meme, with web-dwellers making her do everything from ride dolphins to playing the bongos to getting tubed.

Luke Davis, Male Model

So suave.

Welcome, Hong Kong Surf Bros

It was announced this week that the Czech Republic and Hong Kong joined countries like Ghana, Hungary, and Kiribati as members of the International Surfing Association. The Olympics say we need more surf countries to be an Olympic sport? More surfers we shall find.

Nice Try, Girls

So the guys from One Direction (a boy band) went surfing in Australia, and then the fan-girls took their underwear and put them on under their skirts. Sneaky.

Wilko’s New Suits

More ridiculous wetsuits from Matt Wilkinson.

Nature Deemed Unnecessary!

Get ready ‘merica, the proposed $1.8 billion American Dream Meadowlands mall in New Jersey will not only have a ski slope and sky-diving wind tunnels, it will also have the “world’s largest wave-generating pool.”

Best of

Context-Free Comments of the Week

Surfboards are cool. It’s amazing how many teensy details there are.

gannysesh on
What He Rode

its progression surf culture. our generation, our music. like it or leave it, you dry old desert camels

adosssssss on
Barrels and Rap Battles

ya’ll are haters. listen to the beat, the rhythm and lyrics. they’re never-ending, like JJF’s surfing. there’s no end in sight, bar after bar, banger after banger.

gangstasurf on
Barrels and Rap Battles

Dane Reynolds, Male Model

So pretty.

Clay Marzo, The Book

It was announced this week that a Clay Marzo biography is in the works, to be published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in 2014. Here’s an unrelated clip of Clay eating Cheerios.

Maya Gabeira in Playboy

No more measly surf coverage for this girl. Last week it was the Today Show, this week it’s Brazilian Playboy.

Surfing and Chinese Food

A Russian model eats Chinese food while surfing behind a boat. Mind-blowing.

A Song About Encinitas

You should write a song about your town, too.

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| posted on October 11, 2013

The biggest wave pool in the world! Scarlett Johansson surfing! And more random happenings in surf for the Week of October 7.

  • Axel Foley

    Matt Wilkson is a dumb ass!

    • gannysesh

      What about Matt Wilkinson, though. Do you think he is also a dumb ass?

      • Axel Foley

        Pretty much the guy that will be remembered as the “clown” of the WCT.
        Don’t get me wrong he surfs fine, I just don’t get why does he want to be the center of attention. Maybe the circus would be a better option, because his surfing is not speaking for himself.

        • gannysesh

          True, but I think it’s okay for there to be a variety of personalities on the tour. His personality might not be for everyone, but at least it’s different.

          • Axel Foley

            I’m cool with that.

          • Maxi

            Let me get this right… So you think Wilko surfs fine and you’re cool with the fact that he has a different personality but you think he’s a clown and a dumb ass???? Bitch Please!!

          • Axel Foley

            That is correct.
            Just because Hitler had the best laws applied to animals protection, it does not make me a Hitler fan.
            I like surf, and I care about the animals.

  • ZeroCool

    HA! You never cease to brighten my friday Surfer Mag!

  • gannysesh

    I finally made it.

  • StreakyJ

    No mention of the Saloon in the Encinitas song? Wtf mang! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • samilynn

    largest wave generating pool is gonna be in jersey?! UNREAL SO STOKED

  • Noel

    Please don´t let surfing become an olympic sport pleasee !! It would ruin the sport

  • J English

    No shot of the Daily Double – worthless at least you had La Paloma in one slide. Had to turn the audio off though. Just ate lunch.