Naked Pros! Sexy Broads! Things to Hate! Wave Pools! And More!

It’s between events, there’s no swell, and very few people gettin’ weird. Here are a few gems from the drought.

Our Very Own “Banksy”

Surf street artist Bert uses spray paint to bring serious surf issues to light.

Naked Mase

Mason Ho’s shorts were too heavy, so he surfed a heat naked.

Singing and Green Screens

Dan Malloy and friends take a stationary bike ride.

Wave Pool Dance Party

We’re getting closer to the wave-pool reality. Next month’s conference will flush out the details. Here’s how they imagine it. Dave Navarro will be there (bottom right).

There’s still more

Tweets About Wave Pools

How do they make wave pools like where do the waves even come from

-Sarah Nedz,
@SarahNedz

Wave pools be hectic as f-ck bruh

-FATOZZ,
@Ozzylaahoee

Wave pools are like religion. People tell you how great they are. Then you go to church & it’s filled w/ crazy people who are hallucinating.

-Not Dane Reynolds,
@dranolds

Just Some Hot Broads

What ever happened to nose guards?

People Hate Paul Fisher

Bears and giraffes and hippos too.

Surfing the Sewage

Not sanitary. (This is not current, but I discovered it this week so it “counts.”)

“Bropunzel” Surfer Doll

This is real. Yes, his left nipple is pierced.

Now for Your Weekly Animal

Just a dog on a person on a surfboard on a wave.

…And A Word From Our Sponsor

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The End. Tune in next week for more, and the week after that, and the week after that….

| posted on August 30, 2013

Naked Pros! Sexy Broads! Things to Hate! And More! Random happenings in surf for the Week of August 26.

  • jim

    “Fleshed” not “flushed” (unless that’s a wavepool pun)

  • http://surfvision.tv/ SURFVISION.TV

    BROPUNZEL hahahah

  • Johnny Guarujá

    Cool

  • Lions Hate Idiots Too

    All those dumb people just standing there not knowing what to do when that idiot Fisher was just a quick push away from being in there with the lions. Now THAT would make a good video. Come on bro, do your stupid noises now! What’s that? Help? Ha ha that’s funny!

  • Sean Tims

    That guy bropunzel surfs at my home break

  • Bob

    Please tell me the wave park conference isn’t real. Can they wait til after I die please?

  • Bret DaCosta
  • Jehoverit

    Paul Fisher takes obnoxious to a whole new level…

  • whee

    I feel like the whole idea of a wave pool is cool in that it shows the progression of technology and brings “waves” to people who don’t live near the ocean, BUT I feel that it takes away the real essence of surfing…. what surfing is all about is being in the ocean and interacting with whatever the good ol’ mother earth throws at you. It’s the connection between you and the ocean. Wave pools don’t have that.