Dolphins are People! Slater Wipes Out! Huntington's Dumbest Criminals!

And more!

Hang Ten, Alana

Wow, just wow.

Tom and Paul

Sir Paul McCartney went to one of Tom Curren's shows. Then they had a chat over wine spritzers.

Non-Humans Rejoice

It was announced this week that dolphins were granted "non-human personhood" in India. Congrats, guys. Welcome.

Huntington's Dumbest Criminals

This kid was arrested after Huntington Police posted photos of riot suspects on Facebook, his friend tagged him, and he "liked" the photo. Nice work, bud.

There's still more

Tweets About Alana Blanchard

My only wish in life is to meet and get a picture with alana blanchard

-Ward Cherry,
@The_Cherry13

If you don't follow Alana Blanchard on Instagram then you're basically no one.

-Kasey Thompson,
@KaseyLynneThmp

i would kill to be alana blanchard

-parker,
@parkerdoster

Aren't GIFs just the best?

Yes, yes they are.

Slater's Jet-Ski Wipeout

Turn the sound up and rock out to upbeat guitar Garage Band jams.

Matt and David

Talk surfing.

"Mini Shark"

More people talking about stuff they don't understand.

This Is Unreal

As in, not real.

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| posted on August 23, 2013

Dolphins are People! Slater Wipes Out! Huntington’s Dumbest Criminals!