Celebrating the 100th Week in Review!

You’ve all seen the damn twerking video. Such a beautiful sign of our times. Since you’ve been busy this week watching it, on repeat, I’ve provided what you’ve missed.

Anastasia Also Did This

Watch if you have any lingering confusion about her motives.

Jazzy Wipeouts

“Don’t not paddle hard” and other ways you don’t surf Teahupoo.

Wired On Shark-Proof Wetsuits

“If the SAMS-enhanced wetsuits do in fact deter sharks, that would be good. If they somehow attract sharks’ attention, that would be bad,” they explained.

Extreme Mice!

Gold Coast mice Harvey and Pedro were once simply surf stars. Now, they’ve added skating to their repertoires. “They love it,” their owner said/lied.

There’s still more

Suggestions From Twitter

Omg someone shud do a surfing aerial over a jeddy @QuiksilverUSA @kellyslater @SURFER_Magazine

Erin Duca,

I think Laird Hamilton should take a Blimp big wave surfing , or surf his cannon balls @SharkWeek #lairdhamilton

Matthew John Oswald,

How about we stay classy not trashy girls.. #Twerking #GoStandOnTheCorner

Adriana Byington,

This is Crazy


Oh Geez

People never cease to amaze.

Rare Subway Shark Spotted

This shark showed up a NY subway (and then people decorated him so they could get Instagram likes). Was it grassroots marketing for Shark Week? OR was he just on his way home from the bars like everyone else. More awesome possibilities here.

Style For Days

Here, Luke Wilson shows Helen Hunt how to surf on the set of their new movie, Ride, the synopsis of which is: “A mother travels cross-country to California to be with her son after he decides to drop out of school and become a surfer.” Fun!

That Sterling, So Silly

He had a chat with Customer Service. See more here.

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| posted on August 09, 2013

Celebrating the 100th Edition of this Column!

  • Joe Crimo from the lost vids

    Holy shit mate! That ho anastasia surfs way better than kelly slater. The ASP should crown her the 2013 world champ ASAP! Have the ASP no dignity! Those charlatans. Who cares about Taj Burrowtherail on every cutback, or Joel borringson. Bring on this ho instead…The bottom…turns are amazing. On a related note, these young chick surfers are dying for attention to make a career in pro “womans” surfing. I used to hate watching chicks surf but now it is way mo better than watching layne beachley waggle her arms doing three turns to the beach. I’m way more tuned in to these ladies “surfing” so to speak. Rock on!

  • Seabass120

    LMAO at Sterling and the boat tards.

  • sandman

    where is the video of the boat from?

    • daita

      Santa Maria, Sal Island (Cape Verde)

  • electricdude

    How in the world did that guy get a free pass with Anastasia? I mean seriously. They crew could have called me for crying out loud. Uhhhhhhhhhh