Rihanna SUPs! Hipster Starter-Pack! Beat It Drones!
The “Surf’s Up” Sex Position!

As much as we miss the wonderful and talented Ms. Janna Irons, the show must go on! So without further adieu, behold the Internet!

Rihanna SUPs in Brazil

We’re no experts, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how you do it.

Anastasia’s Never Far Behind

Not to be outdone by Badgalriri, Anastasia Ashley posted this within hours.

Laird Introduces the Golf Board

“It allows you to ‘surf the turf,’ as they say, and create a rhythm and flow on the green canvas.” Right…

Beat It Drones!

Lunada Bay locals don’t like hovering cameras at their spot.
A little more to the right, fellas.

SURF Europe’s Insightful How To’s

Forget learning how to get barreled or do an air. Here are six tips for “How To Poo Away From Home in Comfort and Style”, possibly featuring Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss.

SURF Europe WIR

Surf Hipster Starter-Pack

For only $2,000 AUD, you can buy a whole quiver of impractical surfboards, a tattoo voucher, and more! Disclaimer: the voucher may only be used for anchor tattoos.

In 140 Characters or Less

Twitter Fun

I guess all it took was Beyonce to sing about a surfboard for people to realize what it was.

-Nage Melamed,
@nagemelamed

Watching Dane surf > football

-Victoria Smith,
@victoria_moura

The first change of Zosea’s @ASP Tour is to travel back in time and separate the QS and the CT. Also, Delorean is the new title sponsor.

-Not Dane Reynolds,
@dranolds

Beyoncé likes to “SurfBoard”

No, she’s not pulling in at Pipeline. Apparently “Surfboarding” is also a sexual position pioneered by Beyoncé and Jay Z. Skip to 3:10 to learn more.

…And so does Cosmo

Cosmopolitan calls their technique the “Surf’s Up”.
You learn something new everyday.

The ASP Partners with Snapchat

And by that we mean that they started an account.

The new Bobby Martinez?

After a game-winning play, Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman gave a post-game interview that Bobby would surely appreciate. (via @epickev)

Courtney Conlogue goes Hollywood

She took some time off from her rigorous training regime to hangout backstage
on the set of The Big Bang Theory.

…And A Word From Our Sponsor

Sanuk ambassador and iconic photographer Steve Sherman stars in their
first episode of Space to Play. Check it out:

Thanks to our friends at Sanuk for supporting this amazing piece of hard-hitting journalism.

Until next week my friends, until next week.

| posted on January 24, 2014

Random happenings in surf for the Week of January 13.

  • dick butkiss

    sub par

  • Big Tom

    That’s The Cove not Lunada Bay!Oh and a big hello to Safady

    • RaTrd

      That’s actually Malibu you RaTard

    • Kookscanblewmewhenevertheywant

      Who cares? It’s one of these places with kooks

  • commonsense

    Equating Richard Sherman to Bobby Martinez? Sherman was calling out another player. Martinez was calling out the ASP.