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Dora Reports Heaven Is "Full of Kooks"
MALIBU, CA - Apparently heaven is "full of kooks" according to the late surfing legend Mickey Dora. Friends of Dora hired a psychic to reach the flamboyant Malibu icon. The psychic channelled Dora for more than 20 minutes during a 'session' in the Malibu Canyon area.
"He says the surf up there is great. He's been surfing a right point that's longer, cleaner, and hollower than Malibu," explained one of Dora's friends, who requested we not use his name. "But apparently the lineup is just full of kooks. Mickey said that he gets burned on every wave. They have no respect for inside positioning up there."
According to the friend, who was present when the psychic channeled Dora, "surfing seems to be really catching on in heaven. It's become a tremendously popular activity in the last few years. From what Mickey said, all sorts of people are taking it up, not just people who were mortal surfers. He (Dora) got burned by Napoleon the other day. Mickey was really peeved. He said Napoleon rode a huge longboard, and had a wide butt-stance. He flapped in front of Mickey the whole way. Dora called him on it, and Napoleon just started raving in French. Dora has nicknamed him Nappy Fain. He said Genghis Khan is a total kook, too."
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READER COMMENTS
Fri Mar20, 2009, 5:07 PM
Since there is no "heaven" in the Judeo/Christian sense of the word, this whole thing is B.S. According to most great religious icons, life is eternal and we come back lifetime after lifetime until we get it right. Our body or container holds our life force. That life force or energy goes back into the universe and is recharged. When the time is right, we are reborn. I'm quite sure that Mickey is about 5-7 years old and was born to surf loving parents. Within 10 years, we will be hearing about this new phenom, who will be so advanced that people won't be able to deny his talent. Mark my words. It will happen.