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She ought to get her sponsors tattooed on her butt.
Alana was in this?
I think the real problem is that is all Alana is to Alana
To the editor’s of Surfing magazine
Butt Butt Butt come on, Alana deserves better than that. Is that all she is to you.
hey no more alana blandcharr, for rillzy, anything butt
“What’s wrong with your mom”
“She used to be a famous butt lady, but now she just sits on the couch, eating chicken tenders and watching Bravo.”
- Blanchard household, 2022
I’m sorry, Alana, what did you you say?
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