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# Week in Review

## Random happenings in surf for the Week of July 16

| posted on July 20, 2012

A week full of things that I stole off the Internet and/or were sent to me by other members of my web-dwelling brethren.

A Subtle Brazilian Slater Jab?
This is the homepage of UOL, the Latin American Internet provider, which serves as the biggest homepage portal in the Portuguese speaking world. Under the photo of Slater it reads, “Does baldness treatment medication cause erection disorder? Doctors answer.”

It seems someone at UOL simply Google image searched 'bald celebrities' in order to illustrate this story...? Screengrab courtesy Daniel Torres.

Yep, That Happened
Why? is the most important question.

SUP frontside boardslide. Well, not really at all. Photo: PrAna blog

And Once Again, Why?
“I love surfing so I figured the goats would like surfing,” said Goatee’s owner. Fantastic logic.

Remember Dale Webster? The guy who surfed every single day for 28 years, the guy who was told he’d get on the cover of SURFER if he got the world record (the editors upheld that promise with the June 2004 cover)? He sent us an image of his business card (or maybe it’s a trading card?) this week. Note the things he endured: he has “gotten married, raised a now-grown daughter and overcome shark encounters, hurricane winds, and kidney stones.”

Marriage and kidney stones, same category.

A Montauk short.

Controversial Butt-Shot of the Week
Alana posted this photo on Instragram and within 12 hours got over 8,500 likes and 500 comments, most of which turned into a strange argument between pre-teens about whether God would approve of her bathing suits. Luckily, @gian_lo injected some logic into the conversation: “DAMN GURL!!! LOOKING LIKE A HOT BABY SEAL!”

Photo: @alanarblanchard

Quiver of the Week
“New quiver on #momentumreunion trip. The crew airbrushed em for me. Hoping…praying the penis one is the worst.” –Kelly Slater

@kellyslater

Right Up There with the Thruster
The man behind the beer can surfboard re-writes history.

A tiny history lesson. Photo: Rich Morrison

Politically Incorrect Meme of the Week

Wise Words, 140 Characters at a Time
The gospel according to Jamie O’Brien.

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• Speedo Gonzales

Not sure if God approves of Alana’s bathing suits, you’ll have to ask him. But one thing for sure – I definitely approve of them !!!! And her hot asssssSSS

• ROb

I wonder how much bullying Jamie O’ had suffered as a child

• g-flat

Jamie O is a fucking moron.

• crazy canuck

Alana unfortunately changed bathing suit in a bathroom in Todos where I just had the worst yalla yalla of my life. She ate my worst taco smell with her nose, true story. poor girl