The following represents the top ten REALreasons that the Commerce department cancelled the TCA appeal meeting at UCI Bren Center:
#10 – Commerce department members couldn’t afford the gas AND the toll on tollway route 73.
#9 – Union thugs couldn’t make the meeting due to annual commemoration of Jimmy Hoffa’s Birthday
#8 – Decided to take up Governator’s offer on “Twister” party at the mansion using Gas Tax revenues (you know, the revenue that is supposed to build us new FREEways)
#7 – Bureaucrats couldn’t figure out light rail system
#6 – Hacker found way into TCA Blackberries and posted up crude images of Joe Crimo busting airs at Lowers
#5 – All you can eat rib night at Sizzler
#4 – TCA busy that day designing a bridge through Half-Dome
#3 – Anticipating vicious hangover after Irvine Company “meet and greet.”
#2 – Interferes with weekly golf game w/ TCA directors, the Governator, and Exxon Mobil Execs
#1 – Fear of OBAMA-MANIA!!!
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