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11.29.16

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Sandy Beach: The Paralyzer

On the joys and debilitating fears of bodysurfing

It still happens, on occasion, that I find myself on a beach somewhere, board in hand, trunks or wetsuit put on front-side facing front, looking out to some shapely not-too-crowded waves. My focus at this point goes full laser. I will perhaps respond to questions, but otherwise not talk. Wife and child are G6-ed off

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11.2.16

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Losing My (Tube) Virginity

Becoming a man at Kaisers, 1973

Jay Adams and his mom Philainie spent the summer of 1973 in a funky one-bedroom Waikiki apartment a block or so behind International Marketplace, just off Ala Wai Boulevard. Might have been his present for graduating Anchorage Elementary School. My parents separated earlier that year, and possibly in an effort to divert my attention from

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10.27.16

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The Father of Computerized Shaping

Michel Barland: creator of our Skynet overlord

Today’s surfboards are built with levels of precision and consistency unheard of when shapers were still kicking chickens out of their shaping bays and ashing joints into the resin tints. Love ’em or hate ’em, computerized shaping machines took a whole bunch of the guesswork out of building the magic board. And thank holy lord

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10.19.16

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Zapped!

Your memory of the no-nose board is very different from Geoff McCoy's

Geoff McCoy’s Lazor Zap surfboard design—generically called the “no-nose”—looked incredibly sexy and futuristic, but was skittish and high-floating and drive-free and more or less impossible to ride unless you were Cheyne Horan. Harder to surf than a twin-fin? Difficult to say. Pick your poison. The twin-fin was like riding a bar of soap; the Lazor

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10.5.16

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Frozen Too: I Can’t Feel My Face

The necessary evil of the wetsuit

A couple years ago, I copied down this quote from writer and surf-intellectual Ted Endo: “Wetsuits are the airplanes of the surfing world. They allow us to do something miraculous (survive cold water for hours on end) and yet they are completely taken for granted.” I don’t know what article the quote came from, or

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9.20.16

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Does This Donut Smell Funny?

Best surf pranks ever

I’m going to get some of the details wrong, but runner-up best prank, surf industry division, goes like this. Surfboard magnate Dewey Weber had a beloved dog, a German Shepherd mix, all white, named “Whitey.” Dewey would call Whitey into the Weber Surfboards team van and take him to Hermosa Pier, Malibu, Rincon. Back at

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9.12.16

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The Soul of Tandem

What do soul singers and tandem surfers have in common?

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of a single Golden Age R&B heavyweight who didn’t get their start in the church. Little Richard, James Brown, Sam Cook, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Isaac Hayes—all raised their sweet young unchanged voices to God, most went on to gospel groups, and then they

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8.31.16

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Eve Does Five Summer Stories

Eve Babitz, nude chess enthusiast, surf writer

Eve Babitz is the 20-year-old Los Angeles ingénue you see above, playing state-of-nature chess in 1963 with French artist Marcel Duchamp. Babitz was many things in the ’60s and ’70s. Goddaughter to composer Igor Stravinsky. Laughing sexual adventuress. An artist who made gorgeous album covers for Buffalo Springfield and The Byrds. Most famously, Babitz was

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8.23.16

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Chopes: Out Come the Freaks

The monster rears its head for the first time

I sliced and diced the Teahupoo bits from 1997’s Quiksilver Country to make the edit you see here. Also sliced and diced “Devil’s Haircut,” by Beck, who built that monster truck of a song by slicing and dicing Van Morrison’s “I Can Only Give You Everything.” Steal from the best and your job is three-quarters

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8.12.16

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Oh Larry! Where Is Thy Sting?

Stingers. Loved 'em. Here's why.

Stingers. I loved ’em. And yes, I know Ben Aipa called it a “sting,” and we’ve been saying it wrong for 40 years now, but that’s the wonderful thing about the English language—if it’s wrong for long enough, it’s right. I had five or six stingers, beginning around 1976, all shaped by Pat Ryan of

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